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The undefeated pillow fight Champion

Did you know it’s possible to coldcock someone with a pillow? …yeah, I was surprised too!

I got invited to a sleepover at my best friend’s house with a bunch of girls from school.

It was a fun night we ate pizza, made cookies and rented The Shining, (my suggestion) which turned out to be a mistake, while I enjoyed the movie everyone else seemed traumatized. I spent the rest of evening terrorizing the other girls with jump scares.

They decided a pillow fight before bed would be fun, it was my first one! …

But as I watched them hit each other, I noticed how ineffective a pillow is as a weapon. No one was going to win this way and I play to win!

I scrunched mine up in the bottom of the pillow case until it formed a dense ball and I swung it like a sledgehammer at the nearest girl. She dropped instantly, now it was fun! I dropped the second then the third, laughs were turning to screams…one ran for the door, bam! ..got her too! One by one I cornered, chased and clobbered them! After I’d laid out the entire sleepover her mom came to see what all the commotion had been… I stood proudly victorious pillow in hand. “I won!” I said with a smile.

I really didn’t understand why I had to go home immediately, I had fun, so didn’t they, right? I mean it’s called a pillow fight, isn’t it? They were just mad I’d won…

Surprisingly I got invited to quite a few more sleepovers that summer, they decided to try and pay me back. The more of them that ganged up on me the more fun I had!

I remain undefeated…